Retro Patriotic T-Shirt — 'I Wake Up in the Morning and Piss Stars' Graphic Tee
Retro Patriotic T-Shirt — 'I Wake Up in the Morning and Piss Stars' Graphic Tee
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew tee carries a bold, vintage-style graphic and a devil-may-care attitude. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. The print shows a sunrise, flag motif, and a grinning figure — a cheeky shout-out to first-thing rituals and gritty morning humor. Wear it for slow weekends, casual hangouts, or wherever you want to let a little irreverence lead the conversation.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth look
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and neck label prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
