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Retro Patriotic T-Shirt — 'I Wake Up in the Morning and Piss Stars' Graphic Tee

Retro Patriotic T-Shirt — 'I Wake Up in the Morning and Piss Stars' Graphic Tee

Regular price $15.40 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This lightweight crew tee carries a bold, vintage-style graphic and a devil-may-care attitude. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. The print shows a sunrise, flag motif, and a grinning figure — a cheeky shout-out to first-thing rituals and gritty morning humor. Wear it for slow weekends, casual hangouts, or wherever you want to let a little irreverence lead the conversation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth look
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and neck label prints

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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